Laugh and the World will laugh with You!

Mark's Top 5 Jokes

Friends who know me have always said that I am serious and intense guy. I still am but I have learnt to relax and smell the roses and have a good laugh. You must have fun in life. Laugh & smile as much as you can. You will enjoy life more. Work may not be a chore anymore.

That is why when friends send me emails, I keep them becuase if I need a cheer me up moment, I read these jokes. Humor and laughter are the best medicine. As they, cry and you cry alone, laugh and the world laughs with you.

I hope you enjoy reading the jokes I have compiled from jokes sent to me by my friends.

1) INDIAN SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE

An Indian was asked by his friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Indian: "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

Friend: "Can you explain?"

Indian: "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues.. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, the friend asked "Give me some examples".


Indian: "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much to save, when to visit the home town, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"


Friend: "Then what is your role?"


Indian: "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the African economy, whether Sanath should retire from cricket etc., etc. and do you know, my wife NEVER, objects to any of these decisions".


2) Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes !!!


A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"


"HELLLOOOOOOO. .....," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"



3) At The Doctor's Office

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible! " says the doctor. "Show me.

"The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde.""I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken".


4) Have you! seen the Made-in-Malaysia car 'Kancil'? You know, that very little 600 cc car ???

Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US , so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA .

After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, You know, I think this 'Ken-chill' is too small for us Americans. Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered, 'Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America '.

Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and return to Malaysia . The next day he called the number and a lady answered, ''TOYS R US', Can I help you'

5) Singapore Made Car!

Have you heard about the proposal between KIA of Korea and SUZUKI of Japan to set up a joint venture company in Singapore to build a hybrid car which will be named KIASU?

Don't Worry, Be Happy!

Cheers,
Mark